16 December 2011

More Celebrity Look-Alike

By: PoisoNouS RoSes On: 4:02 PM
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  • It's actually quite amazing how certain people with different nationality can look quite the same.

    Dekna AF and Kate Tsui

    Dong Hoo U-Kiss and Jimmy Lin
    Jimmy Lin always looked cute. He looks like he never aged.


    Hyun Young and Joo Yoon Hee

    Ji Hyun Woo and Rain Bi

    Jung So Min and Yoon Eun Hye

    Kay AF and Felix AF


    Kim Nam Gil and U. Seekers

    Lee Hee Jin and Yoo Ha Na

    Sammul Chan and Wu Zhun

    So Ye Jin and Ku Hye Sun

    Yoo In Na and Shirley Yeung

    18 June 2011

    Molly Jane Roe: Rape and Murder.....

    By: PoisoNouS RoSes On: 2:19 AM
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  • This is Molly Jane Roe
    Molly Jane Roe just moved back to his boyfriend's house, Philip Murley Jr.. She had 2-year-ole daughter of her own and so do Philip. His baby girl named Maleeya, 17 months.

    According to police, Maleeya was threw by Molly and her head hit an object. She was already severely injured when the medics arrived.

    When the toddler were brought to the hospital, Molly was charged with child abuse. In the meantime, doctors also found signs of sexual abuse. Maleeya suffered bruising around her vagina, stomach and hip. She also had a bite mark on her back.

    Maleeya wouldn't survive the severe brain injury, the charges against Molly were later upgraded to murder and aggravated rape after Maleeya died.

    Police say Philip does not have anything to do with the injuries. Philip changes his facebook status to single in respond to Molly's doing and posted a status sounded like this:

    "CAUSE SHE KILLED MY DAUGHTER N THE POLICE GOT HER N SHE S GOIN DOWN FOR MURDER1 WHERE AT VANDERBILT THERES NOTHIN THEY COULD DO HER DAMAGES WHERE TOO SEVERE I VE LOST MY LIL GIRL MAN IM HEARTBROKEN."

    Celebrities Look-Alike

    By: PoisoNouS RoSes On: 2:00 AM
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  • Lately, I am going back to my old habit on analyzing celebrities' face and looking for their look-alike. Some of these just resemble one another.
     Barney Stinson and Gordon Ramsey
     Gemma Ward and Shu Qi
    (their mouth)
     Kelsey (Australia's Next Top Model) and Natalie Portman
     Kristen Stewart and Paris Jackson (Michael's daughter)
     Lisa Surihani and Memey Suhaiza
    As much as I hate to admit this, but Lisa does look like Memey some times, especially when she is wearing head gear.
    Park Si Yeon and Faradhiya
    Their cheek really look-alike :)

    Gonna continue looking for more.

    16 June 2011

    I Thought Criminals Weren't Supposed to be Funny

    By: PoisoNouS RoSes On: 12:13 AM
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  • Charged with drug-possession, Christopher Johns claimed that he had been searched without a warrant. The prosecutor said the officer did not need a warrant because a bulge in Johns's jacket could have been a gun. "Nonsense," said Christopher who happened to be wearing the same jacket that day. When he handed the judge the jacket, a bag of cocaine fell out. 

    The two suspects had been apprehended and now sat in a courtroom at the defendant's table. A witness was on the stand being asked questions by the prosecutor. "And ma'am you say you were robbed of your purse on the street?" Yes sir, the witness answered. "And the two men who robbed you, are they here in the courtroom today?" Before the witness could answer both defendants raised their hands. The judge and jury laughed openly.  

    Karen Lee Joachimi, 20, was arrested for robbery of a Howard Johnson's motel. She was armed with only an electric chainsaw, which was not plugged in. 

    A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him.  


    A man went in to rob a bank. He demanded the clerk to give him all the money. They told him to go sit out in his car and they would bring him the bags of money. He agreed and went out to his car. In the meantime, the people in the bank called the police. When they got there the man was still sitting in his car waiting for the money and they arrested him. 

    After robbing a convenience store, two teen-age boys were chased by a group of police. Desperately trying to escape, the boys climbed over a high chain-link fence. The cops chose not to follow, but they did notify the authorities inside. The boys had climbed into the state correctional facility. 


    A man walked up to a cashier at a grocery store and demanded all the money in the register. When the cashier handed him the loot, he fled--leaving his wallet on the counter. 

    A man suspected of robbing a jewelry store said he couldn't have done it because he was busy breaking into a school at the same time. Police then arrested him for breaking into the school. 

    15 June 2011

    Michael Bishop: Shooting 12 Year Old Boy for..

    By: PoisoNouS RoSes On: 10:38 PM
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  • Gosh, this is weird. What's happening to the world nowadays?
    I just posted about Mr DuBose in my previous post, and look what we have here.. Another scary-not-just-old-and-grumpy-neighbour.

    Mr Bishop
    Why..?
    Mr Bishop here shoots 12-Year-Old Jason Eberle for playing ding-dong ditch (with his friends), I mean ringing door bells and run. Unfortunately, Mr Bishop here is ready for Eberle's "attack" and he shoot him right on his shoulder. His friends manage to escape though.

    How's Jason Doing..?
    Jason is reported stable and is in non-life-threatening condition.. Unfortunately for Mr Bishop, he might be charged for an attempt murder.

    14 June 2011

    Charles DuBose: Shooting 11 Year Old Girl for...

    By: PoisoNouS RoSes On: 10:28 AM
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  • This gotta be one of the most silly act ever. Instead of being an old grumpy neighbour like the one we saw in Dennis the Menace (well, I personally think that Dennis IS ANNOYING.) 

    Anyway..
    This guy over here, named Charles DuBose, is not just another old grumpy neighbour.
     One girl named Ivhan`e Merritt and her friend walk across his yard and bumped to his car. He was not happy about it and yelled them to take their ass out of his yard. Anyway, they end up playing near his car again. Mr DuBose here decided to stop being just another typical old grumpy neighbour so he decided to open fire and eventually shoot Ivhan`e at the torso.. 
     
    The unlucky girl.
    Anyway, it is reported that the girl is in stable condition whilst Mr.DuBose here have no criminal records and he's in the midst of getting a divorce.

    I'd say, he might go through some hard edge in his life, but it definitely not a good reason to shoot an 11-year-old girl.